Go away raccoon!

In the back, a raccoon jumped down onto a bin near me so I tried to chase it off. It was ambling around exploring and I was chasing after it and it really paid me no heed. I didn't want to touch it as it was a wild animal.

I wrote a draft of a petition and people were signing it and then I wrote another copy and people were signing that. But people were telling me I needed to resign because you can't get people to sign something twice.

It baffled me but it was what it was.