the doctor has a cold

 I  was in the waiting room and the doctor came out. Very friendly but said he had a cold so didn't want to take me in but would give me advice from the waiting room. Put his hand on my knee. Told me to do some shopping while downtown.

There was a pond that I was wading through and I realized there was a crocodile in the pond so I got out quickly. He was slow. I thought that this was wrong. This is Canada. I went to tell people.